Academic Research Fantasy

Presumably ever since the beginning of time, there have been difficulties in establishing sexual arousal Synchronicity between Female and her Male partners. There is a new technique under study at an all-Female University in the UK, which according to all the preliminary statistical data, shows great promise at virtually eliminating this condition. I must emphasize that this study is only preliminary, but the analyzed statistical data looks impressive.

This study was entirely funded by the university, without the availability of outside funds. I cannot give you the name of the university until the study is complete and reviewed.

The problem of early male sexual arousal was first addressed. It was believed that if the blood circulation to the male genitalia could be reduced after a state of premature sexual arousal, the arousal symptoms could be reversed, however this should be done in such a fashion that the normal arousal state could be re-established quickly enough for the convenience of the demands of the female.

A simple and inexpensive solution was proposed. Two male volunteers were procured who had consistence experienced with this problem. The males were fitted with tight fitting undergarments (brief's) for the purpose of obtaining a good fit. The under-garments were to be of a heavy cotton material.

Then these undergarments were wetted down, folded neatly, placed in a plastic bag and frozen. The state of arousal was determined by visual observation and by verbal communications. When a premature arousal became evident the male was fitted with one of these frozen garments and fitted over the garment was a tight fitting thermally insulated and waterproof piece of clothing. This was found to be very successful at subduing the state of arousal and doing it very quickly. The garment was removed 60 second after the arousal condition subsided. The expediency of the subdual was most important, since there were concerns for cold damage and frost bite. But in most cases the subdual rate was rapid and well within the guidelines.

There was concern at this point as to, how, to quickly re-established thermal stability in the two male volunteers. Now damp towels, heat lamps, and warm blankets were evaluated for this purpose. Temperature probes were used to study the effectiveness of the various procedures. However, the temperature probes would only measure temperatures at the surface of the skin. A new method had to be used to assure that the warming took place deep into the inner layers of the flesh as well.

One of the female staff members had an idea. This idea involved applying hard slaps using a wood paddle on the males’ buttocks. As to as restoring the flesh temperatures quickly, it was a great success. Not only that, but use of the probes was no longer required, because there was an excellent correlation between the temperature and the color (amount of redness) of the males’ buttocks. Even though this temperature was normalized when a moderate red tint became apparent, the staff members would continue to use the paddle until the male buttocks were bright red. They reasoned that it was better to apply some extra warming just to make sure that the temperature was properly re-established. This however did cause some discomfort to the volunteers.

AN UNANTICIPATED SIDE EFFECT: Now the subduing of the arousal state in the male was completely effective, however, the state of arousal was immediately restored, after or during the application of the wooden paddle. This would seem like a failure in the intent for the experiment, but there was this unexpected turn of events. It seems, for some unknown reason, that during the application of the paddles by the female staff members that all 7 of the female staff members also commented that they also gained a state of arousal.

This procedure was repeated many times on the 2 male volunteers over the course of the next six weeks, and the results were always repeatable.

Now this only involved two males and 7 female staff members. So, it was not really statistically valid. A larger number of participants had to be employed. It was feared that volunteers would be difficult to obtain, because the males would have to endure significant pain during the warming up portion of the experiment. However, the original male participants never complained even though there appeared to be under tremendous pain at times.

An advertisement was put in the local newspaper describing the intent of the experiment and the procedure to be used. along with a warning that it would be quite painful from the males’ perspective. The responses were expected to be minimal, however to everyone's surprise it was overwhelming. The staff members chose no less than 45 married couples and 14 single males were used to continue and monitors the 7 female staff members along with those reactions of the 14 single males.

The results and the numbers are being evaluated, so until this is completed I am not allowed to tell you to much, except to say that it most certainly appears that a great success has been achieved. And that an affordable and safe breakthrough in Female and Male arousal Synchronicity has finally been achieved. Another subjective effect was noticed after tabulating the questionnaire of the participants. Almost a universal opinion was expressed by all of the participants that they were healthier and happier than before the experiment began.

Even though these procedures seem to be safe and effective we urge you NOT to use these procedures in the home environment until the long term health effects and other safety issues can be established.